Little people can be so gross. I considered putting this conversation on facebook, but decided against it. Couldn't handle the judgement. But you people love us, so you get to hear it!
Paisley scooted next to me on the couch and said, "I just washed my hands Mommy, because they smelled like butt fingers."
Me: Well maybe we should go take a bath so your butt doesn't smell like butt.
Paisley: Paused..... Naw, my butt is supposed to smell like butt!
We might be the on our own on this, but we call them butt fingers, because apparently sometimes they both dig in their butt, or go ahead and scratch whatever itches. The smell afterwards on their hands...not so rosey.
Note* We DID go take a bath :)
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