Have you ever went into a public bathroom, or the bathroom at your workplace, only to be welcomed by a god-awful stank? You think to yourself, I should just turn around and run, but you have to pee so bad, you decide to risk it. Meanwhile, while you're doing your business, which is much less business than the person prior to you was doing, someone else walks in. Then you think yourself...oh no...they are going to think I just made that awful smell. You're washing your hands by now so they know exactly who you are and they give you that "uhm, I don't know what to say, but this is awkward, expression." You so badly want to say, "Wow, someone dropped a load!" and place the blame where it belongs, but that sounds much too like a 4 year old saying "It wasn't me," after a fart escapes from her direction. So you smile, dry your hands and leave the bathroom. You take one for the team, and assume blame for the stink bomb that you did not set off. Everyone does it right, it's a bodily function and it's not like anyone's smells good.
Yeah that's never happened to me either.
Have no idea what you are talking about! hahahahahahahhaha
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